Dear World and those who live on it,
Hi, I'm Ashlynn McCarter, and this is my blog. I never really realized that people read my blog, which I found out could be extremely awkward and a bad way to make a first impression, but I feel the need to state something.
Yes I'm weird. Really weird. I'll be honest, I don't even know what I say half the time... so please don't take me too serious when I say this stuff.
I apologize for the astonishing weird images and thoughts I've stained in your head.
I can promise you that it was on purpose.
Cause it's just waaayyy too much fun!
Love,
Ashtashers.
Wet pants guaranteed within 5 minutes or your boring life back.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Spring Water
Man on oh MAN was the weather just grand today! Back home (in Tennessee) the weather was like this almost EVERY DAY! I come here and it's like "Oh, well hello. Would you prefer 109 or 110 degrees in October?"
dumb.
I keep having awful dreams...
they're awful...
I'm pretty sure I am going to buzz my head tonight.
no biggys.
Dogs=dogs
cats=anteaters.
Today in AP, and kid in my class chose to enlighten me with a fun fact per say! He told me he witnesed a cow giving birth to a cat.
& that it was loud.
gross.
gross times 10.
or yummy. Haven't decided yet.
I'm talking to Chris Bruce as we speak.
he is darling.
love,
ashlynn
p.s. I decided
p.s.s. it's yummy.
dumb.
I keep having awful dreams...
they're awful...
I'm pretty sure I am going to buzz my head tonight.
no biggys.
Dogs=dogs
cats=anteaters.
Today in AP, and kid in my class chose to enlighten me with a fun fact per say! He told me he witnesed a cow giving birth to a cat.
& that it was loud.
gross.
gross times 10.
or yummy. Haven't decided yet.
I'm talking to Chris Bruce as we speak.
he is darling.
love,
ashlynn
p.s. I decided
p.s.s. it's yummy.
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Bonjour! Ca va?
That's right! I can speak French! Legitimate French people! Why don't you ask me how to say darn in french? Come on, just ask me
(insert your name): Ashlynn how do you say darn it in French?
Ashlynn: AH, how kind of you to ask! The phrase "darn it" in French is pronounced, ZUT!
(insert your name): Oh Ashlynn, you're so cool. I wish I could speak French like you.
Ashlynn: Oh stop it! It's easy and fun! Anyone can do it with the right mind set! You may not be able to speak as fluently as me, but, yeah no you can't. I hear Spanish has an opening though!
(insert your name:): I wish I was cool like you.
See just like that! Boda-bang-bada-BOOM! So don't ever be afraid to throw around some french with me,
cause flippin bi-lingual.
Moving on.
Who loves conference? (I do) Those men are just so darling! I just wanna grab their cheeks and tell em how I love em! What spiritual cuties..
(no creeper statue intended)
Wanna know what's the best part of conference? The yummy breakfast before the first session. Yes, I don't know about your Mommy's but mine cooks this delicious feast for the Sunday sessions! Take a look.
Now, obviously this doesn't do much justice for the meal, but just picture hash browns, bacon, chocolate milk and fruit to go along with those cottage-cheese pancakes. YES, YOU HEARD ME, COTTAGE CHEESE PANCAKES YALL! The recipe was created and perfected by God himself. Anything that heavenly, just has to!
They were so yummy in my tummy. I haven't eaten since! It was so filling.
{confession time: Those last two sentences were a lie. That was me trying to sound more skinny. Like you know the people who can eat one meal and be fine all day? Yeah, okay not me. But it sure was good)
Oh, and the Books of Mormon in the back were just for spiritual emphasis. Therefore, cottage pancakes are of god.
Man, I have a whole book to read by Tuesday, and I've only read the Prologue. Who's lookin for some extra cash?
This retainer is just a haven of saliva. It's absolutely revolting.
Trek is 2 weeks. yay.
Who's interested in some recreational food eating contests? I hear they're real fun! And with me on your team, there is no losing.
I really gotta stop with the fat jokes.
{they just make me look fatter}
Except my mom hates when I say stuff like that cause she says I'm pretty and skinny. But I know her heart is yearning to just call me Hagrid.
Sometimes she says I'm "thick boned" but we all know that's a lie.
I <3 Obama. The tone of his voice is so inspirational! He makes me to want destroy a country or something!
Love,
Ashbamers.
P.S. Looking for your dog to get off him bum and learn some tricks? I found just the solution! Everyday, replace his water with olive oil and within a week, your dog will be flippin like eggs on a stove! I've seen the results, why don't you give it a try!
(insert your name): Ashlynn how do you say darn it in French?
Ashlynn: AH, how kind of you to ask! The phrase "darn it" in French is pronounced, ZUT!
(insert your name): Oh Ashlynn, you're so cool. I wish I could speak French like you.
Ashlynn: Oh stop it! It's easy and fun! Anyone can do it with the right mind set! You may not be able to speak as fluently as me, but, yeah no you can't. I hear Spanish has an opening though!
(insert your name:): I wish I was cool like you.
See just like that! Boda-bang-bada-BOOM! So don't ever be afraid to throw around some french with me,
cause flippin bi-lingual.
Moving on.
Who loves conference? (I do) Those men are just so darling! I just wanna grab their cheeks and tell em how I love em! What spiritual cuties..
(no creeper statue intended)
Wanna know what's the best part of conference? The yummy breakfast before the first session. Yes, I don't know about your Mommy's but mine cooks this delicious feast for the Sunday sessions! Take a look.
Now, obviously this doesn't do much justice for the meal, but just picture hash browns, bacon, chocolate milk and fruit to go along with those cottage-cheese pancakes. YES, YOU HEARD ME, COTTAGE CHEESE PANCAKES YALL! The recipe was created and perfected by God himself. Anything that heavenly, just has to!
They were so yummy in my tummy. I haven't eaten since! It was so filling.
{confession time: Those last two sentences were a lie. That was me trying to sound more skinny. Like you know the people who can eat one meal and be fine all day? Yeah, okay not me. But it sure was good)
Oh, and the Books of Mormon in the back were just for spiritual emphasis. Therefore, cottage pancakes are of god.
Man, I have a whole book to read by Tuesday, and I've only read the Prologue. Who's lookin for some extra cash?
This retainer is just a haven of saliva. It's absolutely revolting.
Trek is 2 weeks. yay.
Who's interested in some recreational food eating contests? I hear they're real fun! And with me on your team, there is no losing.
I really gotta stop with the fat jokes.
{they just make me look fatter}
Except my mom hates when I say stuff like that cause she says I'm pretty and skinny. But I know her heart is yearning to just call me Hagrid.
Sometimes she says I'm "thick boned" but we all know that's a lie.
I <3 Obama. The tone of his voice is so inspirational! He makes me to want destroy a country or something!
Love,
Ashbamers.
P.S. Looking for your dog to get off him bum and learn some tricks? I found just the solution! Everyday, replace his water with olive oil and within a week, your dog will be flippin like eggs on a stove! I've seen the results, why don't you give it a try!
Saturday, October 2, 2010
I'm sorry
{insert "me clearing throat" here}
I, Ashlynn McCarter, would like to formally apologize for my inexcusable behavior involving me, and my blog these past months. I realize I have not blogged since May, but you know what they say about October! "There is no better time of the year to blog, than October." Saying that, I will now make it a point to blog at least once a week! Or month! Whatever comes first!
amen.
Anywhoo! Life.is.great!
*Consider the following*
1) I have a hott date for Homecoming!
Ladies&Gentlemen, say hello to Joshua Marc Menden, my hott date. Yup ladies, Ashlynn's got a date with a true-blue scripture master-er! Can it get any better than that? {no} But if you're wondering how he asked me(darling of him), I'm not going to tell you! Just because I could save some finger strength and by just having you look it up on THE YOUTUBE! Yup, it's on there.(thanks to whoever put that on there?)
For those who can't access THE YOUTUBE, he asked me to Homecoming bbyy......(drum roll)asking me in front of practically the entire school! We were hosting the talent show, when all of sudden, out of no where, OUT OF THE BLUE, he asked me to homecoming. *plus a poem he read &&& plus a dozen roses*
Now picture this next line in a really high pitched sassy tone.
"BEE JEALLOUSSS!!"
:)
2)Student Council is kickin my bum bum
I guess you can say I'm kinda, sorta, just a little bit STRESSED! I have this OCD to kinda do everything perfect, especially when it comes to student council events. But what's wrong with that? {nothing} One thing I'm in charge of, (along with Miss Hailey Archibald, Lou-lou Priday, and Mister CamRONSTER) is the upcoming
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE! It's going to be a gay old time! Fun galore! Famous people like Brittney Spears and P-diddy will be there! {not really} SO BE THERE!
3) The new me
4)I started P90X!
As you can tell, the results are really starting to show.
It's crazy! It's only been 30 days and I'm RIPPED! I can't wait to see the results in 90 days! I know I'll get a boyfriend then..
5) I'm flippin sleepy.
So, I need to get some sleep. Some hardcore sleep. No less than 23 hours. Anything below that will just be a bad way to start off my week. Blach.
Tomorrow. Expect the funniest blog post of your life tomorrow. It'll be ridiculous fun!
Alright, so tomorrow?
Yes tomorrow!
Gnight.
Texting language is for the cool kids.
so l8ter.
g8ter.
<3 U all!
I, Ashlynn McCarter, would like to formally apologize for my inexcusable behavior involving me, and my blog these past months. I realize I have not blogged since May, but you know what they say about October! "There is no better time of the year to blog, than October." Saying that, I will now make it a point to blog at least once a week! Or month! Whatever comes first!
amen.
Anywhoo! Life.is.great!
*Consider the following*
1) I have a hott date for Homecoming!
Ladies&Gentlemen, say hello to Joshua Marc Menden, my hott date. Yup ladies, Ashlynn's got a date with a true-blue scripture master-er! Can it get any better than that? {no} But if you're wondering how he asked me(darling of him), I'm not going to tell you! Just because I could save some finger strength and by just having you look it up on THE YOUTUBE! Yup, it's on there.(thanks to whoever put that on there?)
For those who can't access THE YOUTUBE, he asked me to Homecoming bbyy......(drum roll)asking me in front of practically the entire school! We were hosting the talent show, when all of sudden, out of no where, OUT OF THE BLUE, he asked me to homecoming. *plus a poem he read &&& plus a dozen roses*
Now picture this next line in a really high pitched sassy tone.
"BEE JEALLOUSSS!!"
:)
2)Student Council is kickin my bum bum
I guess you can say I'm kinda, sorta, just a little bit STRESSED! I have this OCD to kinda do everything perfect, especially when it comes to student council events. But what's wrong with that? {nothing} One thing I'm in charge of, (along with Miss Hailey Archibald, Lou-lou Priday, and Mister CamRONSTER) is the upcoming
HAUNTED CARNIVAL & BONFIRE
HIGHLAND HIGH SCHOOL B-BALL COURTS
6-9 PM
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE! It's going to be a gay old time! Fun galore! Famous people like Brittney Spears and P-diddy will be there! {not really} SO BE THERE!
3) The new me
My braces are off=good
My hair is blonde again=goooodd
I lost 25 pounds=lie
4)I started P90X!
As you can tell, the results are really starting to show.
It's crazy! It's only been 30 days and I'm RIPPED! I can't wait to see the results in 90 days! I know I'll get a boyfriend then..
5) I'm flippin sleepy.
So, I need to get some sleep. Some hardcore sleep. No less than 23 hours. Anything below that will just be a bad way to start off my week. Blach.
Tomorrow. Expect the funniest blog post of your life tomorrow. It'll be ridiculous fun!
Alright, so tomorrow?
Yes tomorrow!
Gnight.
Texting language is for the cool kids.
so l8ter.
g8ter.
<3 U all!
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Let it all begin.
Yup. I'm an unfaithful blogger. In the beginning, blogging seemed like a daily task that needed to be done, but then slowly but surely I just lost interest. Felt as if I wasn't good enough for my blog, that my life wasn't interesting enough to proclaimed to the world. Then I had a realization. I looked in the mirror and what I saw was worth blogging about. How could I have been so blind? I mean who wouldn't want to hear about the life of this beautful face?
Exactly, no one. Anywhoo. On to my life. I am now Junior Class President, which means I have control of everything, everyone, and every decison made by anyone in my school. It's kinda like a dictator but better. Friday for instance, some kid thought it'd be "funny" to disrespect me like he did, and so I did, unfortunetly, cast him to the dungeons. He recieves two meals a week and is allowed a rock for a pillow and his only body hair for warmth. I try to keep it as comfortable as possible. No but seriously, Junior Dictator, I'm in charge of prom and I'm super phyced! Got some great ideas and I love that fact I'm working with my bffl, Haliey Marie Archibald (aka. Junior class Co-Dictator) on it. It should be pretty dang sick. So watch out fools! What else is new? Hmm.. I've succesfully ate a taco bell taco without throwing up, doesn't mean I'll do it again, but I can say that I've tried to forgive their poor sanatation policy. I went to Special Ed. Prom, which was a total blast! They are no doubt the sweetest people to walk this earth, and I now know exactly why they have a spots already reserved in heaven with God, because they are little angels. Seriously pulls my heart strings! Also, I have a little bit of spice in my life, if you might say. No need to blog about it or anything. But it's definitely something, OR could be something. :) But I that's enough for now, and I'll finish whatever else I got later.
Exactly, no one. Anywhoo. On to my life. I am now Junior Class President, which means I have control of everything, everyone, and every decison made by anyone in my school. It's kinda like a dictator but better. Friday for instance, some kid thought it'd be "funny" to disrespect me like he did, and so I did, unfortunetly, cast him to the dungeons. He recieves two meals a week and is allowed a rock for a pillow and his only body hair for warmth. I try to keep it as comfortable as possible. No but seriously, Junior Dictator, I'm in charge of prom and I'm super phyced! Got some great ideas and I love that fact I'm working with my bffl, Haliey Marie Archibald (aka. Junior class Co-Dictator) on it. It should be pretty dang sick. So watch out fools! What else is new? Hmm.. I've succesfully ate a taco bell taco without throwing up, doesn't mean I'll do it again, but I can say that I've tried to forgive their poor sanatation policy. I went to Special Ed. Prom, which was a total blast! They are no doubt the sweetest people to walk this earth, and I now know exactly why they have a spots already reserved in heaven with God, because they are little angels. Seriously pulls my heart strings! Also, I have a little bit of spice in my life, if you might say. No need to blog about it or anything. But it's definitely something, OR could be something. :) But I that's enough for now, and I'll finish whatever else I got later.OH WAIT> I just got a brand new phone. The droid (Rakeesha, that's her name) and she is absolutely PRECIOUS! Everything about her just screams me. Gosh dang I just wanna grab her little keyboard! So. dang. cute.
Scram sam.
<3 Ashlynn
Jk that's pretty gay
Ashlynn
That's better.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Series of Unfortunate Events
Where shall I begin? Blech. First off, I'm deeply sorry for not updating my blog earlier. It's been a crazy week and to be honest nothing quite terribly exciting, but I'll try my best to entertain in my mourning and boredom. (Yes Chris, I would like a spelling tutor. Tuesdays work for me) Okay so Thursday was an interesting day. For the first time in my driving career I got plain out lost. I literally had no idea where I was. And the worst part was that it was only in a neighborhood. I couldn't find the house and then I couldn't find my way out. It reminded me of the ole days where me Hailey, Adam, Sterling, and some other chicks went to the corn maze, where I indeed peed my pants because of the complete utter darkness, the constant feeling of Adam or Sterling popping out of the corn, but the utter loneliness and all loss of my sense of direction. Okay I'm tired of typing and I can't think of anything funny. I'll come back after a nap and finish this up. Until then, Orofva? Haha Chris call me asap about the tutoring.
Goodnight
Goodnight
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