I, Ashlynn McCarter, would like to formally apologize for my inexcusable behavior involving me, and my blog these past months. I realize I have not blogged since May, but you know what they say about October! "There is no better time of the year to blog, than October." Saying that, I will now make it a point to blog at least once a week! Or month! Whatever comes first!
amen.
Anywhoo! Life.is.great!
*Consider the following*
1) I have a hott date for Homecoming!
Ladies&Gentlemen, say hello to Joshua Marc Menden, my hott date. Yup ladies, Ashlynn's got a date with a true-blue scripture master-er! Can it get any better than that? {no} But if you're wondering how he asked me(darling of him), I'm not going to tell you! Just because I could save some finger strength and by just having you look it up on THE YOUTUBE! Yup, it's on there.(thanks to whoever put that on there?)
For those who can't access THE YOUTUBE, he asked me to Homecoming bbyy......(drum roll)asking me in front of practically the entire school! We were hosting the talent show, when all of sudden, out of no where, OUT OF THE BLUE, he asked me to homecoming. *plus a poem he read &&& plus a dozen roses*
Now picture this next line in a really high pitched sassy tone.
"BEE JEALLOUSSS!!"
:)
2)Student Council is kickin my bum bum
I guess you can say I'm kinda, sorta, just a little bit STRESSED! I have this OCD to kinda do everything perfect, especially when it comes to student council events. But what's wrong with that? {nothing} One thing I'm in charge of, (along with Miss Hailey Archibald, Lou-lou Priday, and Mister CamRONSTER) is the upcoming
HAUNTED CARNIVAL & BONFIRE
HIGHLAND HIGH SCHOOL B-BALL COURTS
6-9 PM
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE! It's going to be a gay old time! Fun galore! Famous people like Brittney Spears and P-diddy will be there! {not really} SO BE THERE!
3) The new me
My braces are off=good
My hair is blonde again=goooodd
I lost 25 pounds=lie
4)I started P90X!
As you can tell, the results are really starting to show.
It's crazy! It's only been 30 days and I'm RIPPED! I can't wait to see the results in 90 days! I know I'll get a boyfriend then..
5) I'm flippin sleepy.
So, I need to get some sleep. Some hardcore sleep. No less than 23 hours. Anything below that will just be a bad way to start off my week. Blach.
Tomorrow. Expect the funniest blog post of your life tomorrow. It'll be ridiculous fun!
Alright, so tomorrow?
Yes tomorrow!
Gnight.
Texting language is for the cool kids.
so l8ter.
g8ter.
<3 U all!
