Dear World and those who live on it,
Hi, I'm Ashlynn McCarter, and this is my blog. I never really realized that people read my blog, which I found out could be extremely awkward and a bad way to make a first impression, but I feel the need to state something.
Yes I'm weird. Really weird. I'll be honest, I don't even know what I say half the time... so please don't take me too serious when I say this stuff.
I apologize for the astonishing weird images and thoughts I've stained in your head.
I can promise you that it was on purpose.
Cause it's just waaayyy too much fun!
Love,
Ashtashers.
Wet pants guaranteed within 5 minutes or your boring life back.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Spring Water
Man on oh MAN was the weather just grand today! Back home (in Tennessee) the weather was like this almost EVERY DAY! I come here and it's like "Oh, well hello. Would you prefer 109 or 110 degrees in October?"
dumb.
I keep having awful dreams...
they're awful...
I'm pretty sure I am going to buzz my head tonight.
no biggys.
Dogs=dogs
cats=anteaters.
Today in AP, and kid in my class chose to enlighten me with a fun fact per say! He told me he witnesed a cow giving birth to a cat.
& that it was loud.
gross.
gross times 10.
or yummy. Haven't decided yet.
I'm talking to Chris Bruce as we speak.
he is darling.
love,
ashlynn
p.s. I decided
p.s.s. it's yummy.
dumb.
I keep having awful dreams...
they're awful...
I'm pretty sure I am going to buzz my head tonight.
no biggys.
Dogs=dogs
cats=anteaters.
Today in AP, and kid in my class chose to enlighten me with a fun fact per say! He told me he witnesed a cow giving birth to a cat.
& that it was loud.
gross.
gross times 10.
or yummy. Haven't decided yet.
I'm talking to Chris Bruce as we speak.
he is darling.
love,
ashlynn
p.s. I decided
p.s.s. it's yummy.
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Bonjour! Ca va?
That's right! I can speak French! Legitimate French people! Why don't you ask me how to say darn in french? Come on, just ask me
(insert your name): Ashlynn how do you say darn it in French?
Ashlynn: AH, how kind of you to ask! The phrase "darn it" in French is pronounced, ZUT!
(insert your name): Oh Ashlynn, you're so cool. I wish I could speak French like you.
Ashlynn: Oh stop it! It's easy and fun! Anyone can do it with the right mind set! You may not be able to speak as fluently as me, but, yeah no you can't. I hear Spanish has an opening though!
(insert your name:): I wish I was cool like you.
See just like that! Boda-bang-bada-BOOM! So don't ever be afraid to throw around some french with me,
cause flippin bi-lingual.
Moving on.
Who loves conference? (I do) Those men are just so darling! I just wanna grab their cheeks and tell em how I love em! What spiritual cuties..
(no creeper statue intended)
Wanna know what's the best part of conference? The yummy breakfast before the first session. Yes, I don't know about your Mommy's but mine cooks this delicious feast for the Sunday sessions! Take a look.
Now, obviously this doesn't do much justice for the meal, but just picture hash browns, bacon, chocolate milk and fruit to go along with those cottage-cheese pancakes. YES, YOU HEARD ME, COTTAGE CHEESE PANCAKES YALL! The recipe was created and perfected by God himself. Anything that heavenly, just has to!
They were so yummy in my tummy. I haven't eaten since! It was so filling.
{confession time: Those last two sentences were a lie. That was me trying to sound more skinny. Like you know the people who can eat one meal and be fine all day? Yeah, okay not me. But it sure was good)
Oh, and the Books of Mormon in the back were just for spiritual emphasis. Therefore, cottage pancakes are of god.
Man, I have a whole book to read by Tuesday, and I've only read the Prologue. Who's lookin for some extra cash?
This retainer is just a haven of saliva. It's absolutely revolting.
Trek is 2 weeks. yay.
Who's interested in some recreational food eating contests? I hear they're real fun! And with me on your team, there is no losing.
I really gotta stop with the fat jokes.
{they just make me look fatter}
Except my mom hates when I say stuff like that cause she says I'm pretty and skinny. But I know her heart is yearning to just call me Hagrid.
Sometimes she says I'm "thick boned" but we all know that's a lie.
I <3 Obama. The tone of his voice is so inspirational! He makes me to want destroy a country or something!
Love,
Ashbamers.
P.S. Looking for your dog to get off him bum and learn some tricks? I found just the solution! Everyday, replace his water with olive oil and within a week, your dog will be flippin like eggs on a stove! I've seen the results, why don't you give it a try!
(insert your name): Ashlynn how do you say darn it in French?
Ashlynn: AH, how kind of you to ask! The phrase "darn it" in French is pronounced, ZUT!
(insert your name): Oh Ashlynn, you're so cool. I wish I could speak French like you.
Ashlynn: Oh stop it! It's easy and fun! Anyone can do it with the right mind set! You may not be able to speak as fluently as me, but, yeah no you can't. I hear Spanish has an opening though!
(insert your name:): I wish I was cool like you.
See just like that! Boda-bang-bada-BOOM! So don't ever be afraid to throw around some french with me,
cause flippin bi-lingual.
Moving on.
Who loves conference? (I do) Those men are just so darling! I just wanna grab their cheeks and tell em how I love em! What spiritual cuties..
(no creeper statue intended)
Wanna know what's the best part of conference? The yummy breakfast before the first session. Yes, I don't know about your Mommy's but mine cooks this delicious feast for the Sunday sessions! Take a look.
Now, obviously this doesn't do much justice for the meal, but just picture hash browns, bacon, chocolate milk and fruit to go along with those cottage-cheese pancakes. YES, YOU HEARD ME, COTTAGE CHEESE PANCAKES YALL! The recipe was created and perfected by God himself. Anything that heavenly, just has to!
They were so yummy in my tummy. I haven't eaten since! It was so filling.
{confession time: Those last two sentences were a lie. That was me trying to sound more skinny. Like you know the people who can eat one meal and be fine all day? Yeah, okay not me. But it sure was good)
Oh, and the Books of Mormon in the back were just for spiritual emphasis. Therefore, cottage pancakes are of god.
Man, I have a whole book to read by Tuesday, and I've only read the Prologue. Who's lookin for some extra cash?
This retainer is just a haven of saliva. It's absolutely revolting.
Trek is 2 weeks. yay.
Who's interested in some recreational food eating contests? I hear they're real fun! And with me on your team, there is no losing.
I really gotta stop with the fat jokes.
{they just make me look fatter}
Except my mom hates when I say stuff like that cause she says I'm pretty and skinny. But I know her heart is yearning to just call me Hagrid.
Sometimes she says I'm "thick boned" but we all know that's a lie.
I <3 Obama. The tone of his voice is so inspirational! He makes me to want destroy a country or something!
Love,
Ashbamers.
P.S. Looking for your dog to get off him bum and learn some tricks? I found just the solution! Everyday, replace his water with olive oil and within a week, your dog will be flippin like eggs on a stove! I've seen the results, why don't you give it a try!
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