check out the results!
I'm really impressed with the results. I think I might go back for one last cookin just so it'll look a little more real. I hear the more you do it, the more it looks natural.
So, this morning, I woke up feeling like P-diddy.
{just kidding}
No but really, I woke up this morning, did my daily morning stretch and scream, and then headed down stairs to see what the fridge had in store for me. When I got down there, and opened the fridge, I realized something.
I didn't want breakfast food.
What idiot came up with the rule that breakfast foods had to be eated for "breakfast." Certainly not me! Maybe Obama.. yea that'd make sense. But anywhoo, I decided that I was an independent women with her own strut and that I would in fact, have ... (drum roll)
Lays BAKED Chips and Minute Maid Lemonade
FOR BREAKFAST!
Some of you might be thinking to yourself, "What a fatty! That is so unhealthy!!"
Well, lettme tell you something smarty pants! Those chips were baked, which means, me eating 60 of this chips would be equivalent to me eating an apple and going for 30mile jog. No harm done
AS for the lemonade. It's made with real flippin lemons yall! Along with that, there is modified cornstarch all up in there! Not sure what that is, but it's got corn in the prefix so what could go wrong?
Just kidding. Todays fast sunday! Gotcha!
Well, I'm leaving on the trek tomorrow. A 100 mile hike in below 20 degree weather with only your body hair for warmth, and your own saliva and dandruff for meals. It should be fun!
I finally found my homecoming dress. It looks a little something like this.
Yeah, I'd like to see Josh resist me wearing this!
Have a marvelous morning & I'll be back just in time for Witty Wednesday next week! I'm sure I'll have PLENTY of stories.
Tootles for yours truly,
Ashquhnika
