A world without mothers are no world really

One word for what my day was like.

Generic Cookies.

Aka. worst day of my life.

It all started out with being publically humiliated when I found out today was National Kitty Kat Day & I WASNT EVEN WEARING A CAT COSTUME! How the sister freak could I forget that? You tell me! So, yeah no kitty kat kostume for me.. and then I broke my right finger performing a intricate math problem on the whiteboard, I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and my mom packed generic Rainbow M&M Cookies in my lunch? Really?

Mom. It's all about the Keebler Chip Deluxe.
They know how to throw a REAL party in my mouth.

So, yeah, today was not a day to be Ashlynn McCarter. Really just D- Day overall.

My tummy hurt is does. Sick be may I. Understand me not? Are fool you!

Okay so I'm giving a perm to my dog tonight and lemme tell you, I.am.so.stoked. Cause I mean Rocky is already hott stuff {Refer to picture below} but I can't imagine him with a rockin feminine touch. I'll be sure to post pics soon!

Pimp Dog much?
Beh Suh Jelouahs.

-Pimp Doggies Motha

Ah, the sweet smell of a new start

At this point, I'm sure an apology is necessary. However, I will not apologize for being succesful.. Cause that's what I've been doing. I've made about 12 quilts, perfected me fillet mignone recipe AND I lost somewhere around 60 lbs. (<----Haha funniest joke I've ever cracked!) Nah, I am sorry. It wasn't tell Apollo High School kids bombarded me with requests for an update that I realized, yeah, I am a big deal. So this ones for you Apollo! What's new in my life? Not sure. Don't remember much these days. {I rely on my friends for da presh memory} I really wish I had some good news to share. So, for the sake of a good post, I'll make one up! I'M ENGAGED!
& I FOUND OUT OBAMA IS MY COUSIN!


I know, I know I know. It's sudden and all. But I know he is the right one. He treats me like a princess. No really, he does. He got me a corset and and gold broach for the evening gown he purchased for me a few days prior. {Still trying to decide if the corset was a fat joke or not..Input?} But yeah. It's so good it might even be considered sonic good.

Tomorrow should be a better post but I think I will leave you with a little special something my mommy found of my mine under the stairs (Yes, I am the REAL Harry Potter}. So from me to you, I present the mind and heart of the 9 year old Ashlynn.

"Dear Landon and Hayden, ||Da Crushes||

I just really like you guys. I think you're soooooooo kute. Here is a poem I wrote for you.

L-oving
A-ssom
N-eat
D-o good
O-k
N-ice

H-elpful all day
A-ssome too
Y-ou both are kute
D-o good
E-xisted a lot

Love Ashlynn

PS. Write back this time please."


Wishing more luck with your love life.
-The 9yr old Pimp.