All I wanted

It was strange. All day long every moment, every word, every touch, I felt as if I should blog it. As ridiculous as it may sound, I think I'm addicted. I was thinking of funny one liners all day to start off my blog and things to keep you entertained. And to be frank... I think I did a pretty dang good job. Enjoyo! (Enjoy in spanish for those who may not be as skilled as I am in the tounge)

So I met this beautifull person today. It was myself! I found myself looking in the mirror for what seemed like hours mesmerized by the absoulte beauty of my facial features. So percise. So even. It seemed to be chizzled by an angel. An angel that defintaly has an eye for sexiness. I think to myself.. how can anyone be that beautifull? It must be a sin! A beautifull sin...

Yaya. Reality kicked in. Got myself some blemishes, big ace lips, and eyelashes that remind me of dead spider legs. But hey it's good! Better yet. It's Sonic good.

Today was horrible. I found myself speaking out of turn and falling into a fantasy land constantly. I was something that people might call a "disturbance". Eh no big deal. I'm something you might also call a "teachers pet". Meaning I could kill someone in the classroom and that teacher would still clean my feet with his or her tears. It's not the proudest area of my life, but it sure is brilliant!

Why must I have a bladder? Why must I? Better yet. Why must Mr. Milddletin believe that telling children that they are only allowed to relieve themselves 3 times a SEMESTER is even morally right? It makes me sick. As the clock was slowly moving, I found myself in PAIN because I had to go so bad. Too bad I've already used up my passes, so he tells me no. NO? NO? That's like telling me "No, Ashlynn you cannot have milk with your cookies!" I mean come on! I notified him after class that he was indeed going to pay for my medical bill if I had indeed burst or damaged any organs in my body. So what did I learn in chemistry today you might ask? Well I learned that holding your bodly functions in for too long makes you extremly irraitable.

Wanna know what's worse than half of a hamburger? A fourth of a hamburger. Which my mother feels is perfectly fine for an after school snack. I was forced to share the other quarter with my beloved blood. (Bre) My mother then offered to let me have some of her chicken before quickly saying she was only kidding. I don't get it? I mean she's only fed me once this week! She promised me Saturday night that she would never make me only have canned yams for dinner ever again, but no. Last night comes rolling around and she tells me to live off my own saliva. I can tell I'll be sleeping in the dungeons tonight...

Oh and for those of you that came back tan from spring break! I have a few words! First beginning with LOSER! I hope you know that this has decreased your life span by at least 10 years. I hope you're happy with SKIN CANCER you dang tanneys. My daddy says I look like a princess in my pasty white skin and that it makes me eyes pop! So the next time you look yourself in the mirror I hope that you feel envious over my beatifull skin. Like I said... It was chizzled by an angel.

Lata Gata.