One word for what my day was like.
Generic Cookies.
Aka. worst day of my life.
It all started out with being publically humiliated when I found out today was National Kitty Kat Day & I WASNT EVEN WEARING A CAT COSTUME! How the sister freak could I forget that? You tell me! So, yeah no kitty kat kostume for me.. and then I broke my right finger performing a intricate math problem on the whiteboard, I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and my mom packed generic Rainbow M&M Cookies in my lunch? Really?
Mom. It's all about the Keebler Chip Deluxe.
They know how to throw a REAL party in my mouth.
So, yeah, today was not a day to be Ashlynn McCarter. Really just D- Day overall.
My tummy hurt is does. Sick be may I. Understand me not? Are fool you!
Okay so I'm giving a perm to my dog tonight and lemme tell you, I.am.so.stoked. Cause I mean Rocky is already hott stuff {Refer to picture below} but I can't imagine him with a rockin feminine touch. I'll be sure to post pics soon!
Pimp Dog much?
Beh Suh Jelouahs.
-Pimp Doggies Motha
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